Obese Demotivational Poster
CHILDHOOD TRAUMA - some of us have had more than others
M C D O N A L D S - A boom to the wheelbarrow industry.
FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE
SPANDEX - Some people...just...shouldn't.
HI, GIRAFFE! - Welcome back to Africa! How was the trip in America?
SKINNY JEANS - Don't let the name fool ya
MY MOMMA SAID -
POWERGIRL - Looks as if she's been hanging out with Oprah.
ALIEN INVASION -
OBESITY - A four-step escalator?! Get ready to see some fat Asians...
WEIRD NAME YOU HAVE - I've never head of anyone called "Ohmygodgetitoffme!!" before.
REAL LIFE BARBIE - Finally! A Barbie that teaches young girls to dream big!
LAST CHANCE LARDASS - Did You Eat The Baby ?
BIG BERTHA - Good luck finding the hole
OVERSIZED ENGINES - because the big girls need vibrators too....
DIET A PROBLEM? -
WEDDINGCAKE TOPPER -
HEY GEORGE.... - Why is a Japanese Whaling Fleet sailing up our driveway ??
BULEMIA - You're waaaaaaay doin' it wrong.
THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BED - I guess that last cheeseburger was one too many!
DON'T WORRY LADIES - We are the new Average.
"YO MAMA IS SO FAT . . . - . . . her butt has its own czar."
AMERICA - Even our squirrels know where it's at
ANOTHER PIECE OF CAKE? - Why not....it's not like you were gonna carry her over the threshold, anyway.
beached Whales -
FAILING - When you can't tell if there is a shirt or not
WELL , COUNT ME OUT - My butt is much bigger than 24" X 48".
it's a Pity -
Ghost Rider -
Mama June -
Hallowe'en Night -
Can't Touch This -
Gerry the Gerbil -
HEY ROSIE O'DONNELL - The delivery guy is here with your lunch.
BEER GUT? - Nope, missing Lindbergh child.
YO BUTTERBALL!! - Thats the only time you're gonna have a bird, In each ARM! So enjoy your HOLIDAY asshole!
Life Saving -
Used To -
Beached Whales -